![]() You’re the Lone Wanderer so go wander off and find the plot. Will Amata become the Overseer? Will the radroach infestation wipe out the population? Will the inevitable inbreeding of a closed society result in more banjo music for the wasteland airwaves? And who will win the Vault’s annual bake-off? Hell, I don’t know. ![]() The final fate of Vault 101 post your leaving is left undecided. Then there was that girl that left her Vault 101 jumpsuit at Moira Brown’s in Megaton for an armour upgrade but never picked it up.Īnd that guy that went into Moriarty’s Bar and said the Overseer was full of it and was brainwashing the vault dwellers and- BANG!! Remember the Vault 101 motto: We are born in the vault, we live in the vault, and we die in the vault.”Įxcept for that time the vault dwellers went on a survey mission.Īnd the time when they let the Lone Wanderer and his dad in. What about when the second Overseer decided to go for a walk? Because in Vault 101: no one ever enters, and no one. “For on that fateful day, when fire rained from the sky, the giant steel door of Vault 101 slid closed. Apparently the findings were that 'Overseer' can also be spelled ***hat.īut close the door they did, as the Narrator put it: Despite not being raided and avoiding any bomb damage, something was rotten within this kingdom, and to find it, all you had to ask “who’s The boss around here?” Behind the clean walls and the birthday parties and the civilities, Vault-Tec had decided that Vault 101 would stay closed indefinitely to study isolationism. And yes, Vault 101 was also running an experiment. Vault 101 - Home Sweet- Where the hell are you off to?Īnd so, here we are. Either way, its a heck of a long walk for a bobblehead. Where monsters were met with faces like funnels.īut there never was fear for we danced with deer I have no idea where people got this idea from.Īnd baked we were, setting off into tunnels, He then told all the vault’s occupants to remain calm and to go to their rooms if they didn’t feel safe, with the security members being told that they should crack down on anyone acting a little strange. ![]() In this case, pumping psychoactive drugs into the air filtration system. Vault 106’s overseer did what every one of these idiots saw as a good idea: He followed his Vault-Tec orders. The story behind this vault is if it smells like a duck, it’s probably a duck because you saw a duck and it said, “Hi, I’m a duck.” Now what sort of monster would do this for his own entertainment? *Looks disapprovingly at Blizzard* He’d give them a map, let them establish themselves, get bored, wipe them out, and let them respawn with their memories removed.Īnd this is the jack*** that created the Garden of Eden Kit?! Also, it went online two years before the Great War happened which would make it the greatest pre-release event ever! The vault is hidden under Smith Casey’s Garage and once you go for a mind walk in the VR, you figure out that either old man Braun went mad, or got bored with playing the Sims “Real Edition” all day for 200 years and thus, started killing the locals every way he could. Vault 112 is unique in that it was completely hidden and so has no raider damage or critters to nosh on your nether regions. It would slowly drive Overseer Braun mad and make him continuously kill and mind wipe the occupants! It was supposed to be different: a place that would create a Utopian society where people could live, ostensibly forever, in peaceful virtual reality. Vault 112 answered: “What if God got bored with us?”ĭespite being a poor sentence to crowbar into a rhyme scheme, that’s exactly what happened when they let German scientist (and totally not a Nazi) Stanislaus Braun create Vault 112. ![]() Vault-Tec’s mascot has the wrong finger raised.Ī song once asked: “What if God was one of us?” Seriously, if you look at the way the vault dwellers were treated by the company, you realise they should just rename the company to Telltale. lots of mutated, pustule-encrusted, bloody, bullet-riddled death. Last week, we learned what happens when you try to create super soldiers - The short answer being death. Brought to you in association with the Capital Wastelands Tourism Office, where, if you’re glowing or a glowing ones gnawing, you’re probably home. Welcome to Part 2 of NostalgiaView’s look at Vault-Tec’s greatest crimes against humanity - The Vaults of the Capital Wastes.
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